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Biography:
The history of my appearance and disappearance is quite long,
therefore, if I am mistaken by several billion years – don’t be angry on me :):
The year -13 700 million.
The big “explosion” of the space occurred (I am not able to tell exactly what happened,
but figures indicate namely such sequence of events).
The year -4 600 million.
The Solar system has formed (Age of the Earth), i.e. got the appearance we see today.
But it was still not suitable for life.
The year -3 200 million.
First alive cells occurred.
The year -600 million.
The first life occurred (my first ancestors).
The year -420 million.
My first ancestors put their feet on the land.
1974-03-23 – 1974-12-23
I appeared approximately at this time as a result of merger of DNR chains. Certainly,
my IQ at that time was 0, therefore, it is probably not fair to consider myself
being alive by that time. Having added 8,79X10-42 of mass of our Galaxy (Milky Way)
within the period of 9 months I started breathing independently. Since then my official
birthday happens every 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes and 45.9747 seconds (the period
of rotation of the Earth around the Sun).
1974-12-23 01:40 a.m
Date of Birth.
1982-09-01 – 1990-05-31
Student in "35th Secondary School".
1987-09-01
Student
in “House of Computers UAB”. "House" was established by the "Institute
of Mathematics and Information of the Lithuanian Academy of Science". At these times it was 16-bit computers "Electronics BK-0010"
with 16Kb memory, membrane keyboard and connection to TV. It was first personal
computer available to public in Soviet Union. And then was very powerful :) "Electronics
BK-0010-01" with 32 Kb RAM, 52 Kb ROM, 512x256 in monochrome and 256x256 in
four colors graphics.
1990-09-01 – 1993-05-31
Student in "44th Secondary School".
1994-09-01
Entered the University of Vilnius City. After some studies in the department of
mathematics–information I have quit them, because it . Was boring to study a math
without informatics.
1994-08-22 – 1994-11-21
Entrepreneur in "Baltic Amadeus UAB". Basic Task: selling of bespoke IT
equipment. http://www.baltic-amadeus.lt
1994-11-22 – 1995-01-31
Senior specialist in "Training Center of the State Social Insurance Fund"
(SoDra). Basic Task: network administration (Windows, Novel).
http://www.sodra.lt. Here was my first experience with Doom
and Doom II. Ah... I love nostalgia.
1995-02-01 – 1997-11-14
Senior specialist in "Central Data Base Design and Management Department of
the State Social Insurance Fund" (SoDra). Basic task: developing of data transmission
network of the SoDra among 56 towns of Lithuania. Project was based on Linux. Other
tasks: multiplatform network administration (Novel, Windows, Unix, Linux).
http://www.sodra.lt. I remember "Duke Nukem", my
first multiplayer shooter and my first online battles with a few of the developers
against University students and IT personnel of Parliament of The Republic of Lithuania.
Those were the "Good old days"...
1997-03-01 – 2001-12-15
Co-owner of "VirNETas UAB". We purchased helmets of virtual reality and
opened the first public VR computer club in Lithuania.
http://www.lanparty.lt
1999-12-20 – 2002-05-10
Head of the IT Department in "GSK UAB" ("Gelvora Security Consultants").
Basic tasks: to create database to search for investigations, network administration
(Windows), software development (ASP, VBScript, SQL, Oracle). Reference: Mr. Gediminas
Adiklis, Director, +370 5 2738787, gediminas@gesako.lt.
http://www.gesako.lt
2002-05-17 – 2005-08-31
Development Head in "Okeda Ltd.", London, UK. Basic tasks: Management
of IT projects, development of software, 3D car multimedia control (based on Managed
DirectX), network administration (Windows, Linux, FireBox). Reference: Mr. Anjula
Perera, Director, +44 778 0520919, anjula@okeda.com.
http://www.okeda.com.
2005-07-18 – 2008-04-07
Software Developer in "WillowBreeze Ltd.", London, UK. Basic tasks: Development
of customer support and internal communications software. Reference: Mr. Simon Noble,
Manager, +444 20 7499 0964, simonn@pinnclesports.com.
http://www.willowbrz.com.
2008-04-07 - ...
BookArmy Ltd (part of Harper Collins,
http://www.harpercollins.com) Role: Software Developer. Project: Design and
creation of www.BookArmy.com - social
network website for people who like books. Skills Used: ASP.NET, C#, DHTML, OO
JavaScript, SQL 2005, LINQ, ADO.NET, IIS, XML WebServices, Windows Server,
Visual Studio 2008. Reference: Mark Johnson, General Manager,
mark.johnson@harpercollins.co.uk,
www.harpercollins.com, +44 20 8307 4686
The year 10 000 million.
At that time I will be probably gone and the atoms I consist of
will probably be the component of somebody else. At that time the Sun will run out
of fuel. And this fact will have much stronger effects that the growth of fuel prices
in the Earth. So the Sun will detach and roast all the residents of the Earth. We’ll
end in the middle of the Sun, and the most resistant will be able to admire nuclear
reactions without leaving home. Later the Sun will turn into the Black dwarf, spun
around by the dead planets’ beads.
Our task seems to be clear already – to shift into the new system
within 10 billion years. This is what I would like to wish you.
Projects and Products:
Organization: Arrangement of computer
events: The last in Exhibition Center LITEXPO – “LAN Party 5.0 Cyber War” (2001.10.26-28)
with Lithuanian military forces cooperation. This was the event of total computers
lasting 48 hours non-stop. http://www.lanparty.lt
Web: Software website in Lithuania. http://www.soft.lt
(You can to find links to other websites on http://www.jocys.com)
Programming (Windows): “VirNETas Regional Settings Changer”: which is being
used in Lithuania by over 10 000 people. You can change region on Win95/98 with
one mouse click with this application (like on Windows NT/2000), "GSK Database
Manager" – Web server program to search all available information about person
or company, "Global Unique Identification Data Generator" – tool for "object
oriented" creators which generates special unique numbers, "Advanced Keyboards"
– advanced keyboards which are not included in Windows OS, "Password Generator"
generates easy to remember, easy/fast to enter (PC keyboard, Mobile phone) passwords,
"Password Manager" (with look of "Microsoft Office 2003") ,
Design and publishing of the entertainment CD “Eldoranas”, "Domain Registration
Checker" – average speed ~1600 domains/min, "Spammer Bomber" – fights
spammers back. WebIRC chat - ASP.NET program that lets you access IRC from a web
browser (Online Demo).
Programming (Linux): SoDra (State Social Insurance Fund) data transmission
network: The establishment of data transmission network of the Board of VSDF among
56 towns of Lithuania based on Linux. http://www.sodra.lt.
Software: "Jool Remote Administrator": Remote administration software
for Linux/Macintosh workstations and servers. Software is based on WebMin.
Here is example of my work (Simple
Internet Explorer web page. "2002" Design :):
About me:
Why should I hide away like some laurel leaf. So there’s some
more explicit information about me :)
Personal features: Sense of humor mixed with a slight portion of cynicism
is not alien to me. After all, humor separates humans from
animals. :)
Languages: Lithuanian (Native), Russian (Fluent), English (Intermediate).
My English is much better in so far of computer terms are concerned, and colloquial
English needs more practice. At least my English accent is better
than English accent of Leonardo da Vinci¹. :)
Hobbies: include computers, Internet, software. Discussions on religions
and the areas in which other worlds are contacted :). I am very grateful to people
who value craziness of others, but do not hinder development of free personality.
And I agree with Chinese philosopher Confucius²
who said: "Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life."
Occupation: systems administrator. I work with UNIX, Linux, Windows 31/95/NT/2000,
DOS, NOVEL NetWare operational systems. I supervise and administer computer networks.
Lately the arrangement of computer events should be added to my occupation.
Marital status: Single Lithuanian (Baltic States,
Europe).
Habits: don't smoke, don't use beer, a mess
at home (similar like after the big “explosion” of space).
Outlook: I am a layman, or atheist, as others call such
like me. I do not believe in destiny, nor in star signs either. When the black cat
runs across my way – I don’t care. Real world is fascinating enough, unfortunately
not everybody notices that. I value most: a) intellect b) knowledge c) freedom.
As far as life is concerned it is the house for all these values. The value of the
life itself depends of the level of intellect and quantity of knowledge accumulated
in it.
Dislikes: I do not like doing things I don’t like, therefore,
most often I refuse immediately. I do not like people who criticize me without having
created by themselves anything in any of the areas. I don’t like average personalities
who do not value other people’s ideas or are panic afraid to do anything so look
non-serious.
Entertainment: Science fiction and everything that causes
admiration in the cinema. Even though science fiction is boring already, because
it is so difficult to find anything new, and the word “Science” is attached to stories
that have nothing to do with science (unless this is science about bugs :). On the
other hand, it is more and more difficult to find anything new around. The world
could change even faster.
Revolutions: for the nation’s sake I love revolutions.
Like the pacifist “For conversion of mandatory military service to smaller professional
one (what the President of Lithuania Valdas Adamkus promised doing during his election
campaign, but probably forgot)”, which was at the site http://www.neprievolei.lt/,
which was the reason to spend 5 days behind bars. Since I am not able to sit quiet
on one spot, I always make something original, e.g. http://www.satan.lt/ - non-traditional
site about traditional religion, where you can leave your own opinion.
Lithuania: I think that the man is firstly the resident
of the Earth, therefore he has the right to offer his works and possibilities to
the people of the entire World. The man and his freedoms are above everything. Therefore,
I would like to live in the country, which values my works most.
Services:
As Network Administrator I can: Create a network (infrastructure
/ hierarchy / permissions) from scratch. Route Internet to Local Area Network (LAN)
and secure it with filters and firewalls. Install Server Software (HTTP, FTP, POP3,
SMTP, IMAP, SSL, SQL Database, WebMail, Torrent, Multimedia Streaming, …). Secure
and Encrypt LAN. Connect LAN to other networks thru Virtual Private Networks. Install
Clients and upgrade operating systems, and software. Recovery data upon damage by
virus or system error.
As Software Developer I can: Create Internet web pages (ASP.NET,
DHTML, XML, VBScript, JavaScript). Create programs (Microsoft .NET), 3D applications
(Managed DirectX).
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Contacts:
E-mail: evaldas@jocys.com
ICQ number: 5970702
iProfile Central ID: 1557316
UK Phone: +44 781 7235878
Files:
Evaldas Jocys
1 Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) was
Italian and first English-Italian dictionary (by John Florio) came out only in 1598.
2 K'ung Fo-tzu (551-479 BCE), known in the west by his Latin name, Confucius, is China's most famous philosopher.
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